Saturday, February 20, 2010

Dedicated to all Bio Students!

Enamoured by Science of Life, 
Are me and my clan, 
Inexplicable are certain mechanisms, 
Be it micro-organism or man! 

Did you know your hereditary material, 
Or DNA when unwound, 
Can cover the circumference of earth, 
Twice in two rounds? 

Or that we humans so complex, 
Are actually graveyards of stars, 
Did u know the tounges of chameleons, 
And fighter jets work at par? 

For all chauvinistic males, 
With patronizing attitude, 
Nature is definitely biased in our favour, 
Y chromosome shortening explains it all! ;) 

If a bio-student falls in love, 
He would wonder, 
If its due to an overexpression of gene, 
If he dozes off in a lecture , 
He would explain, "What do I do? 
Excess secretion of serotonin!" 

Nearing is the time when 
Sympathetic nervous system will get active, 
"Examss!!!"The word is enough,
To send shudders down the spine! 

 I wish everyone all the best. Hope biology doesn't fail us :)

19 comments:

  1. This is soooooo very true and funny!Typical bio student!keep it up!!

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  2. NICEE.. I LOVEDD.IT... VER WELL.. PUT UP.. DID U WRITE IT BY UR SELF...

    MAST HAII.. :) :)

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  3. Damn cooooooolllll!!!!!!!! Loved it!!!

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  4. @shivani...:)thank you i knew we all can relate with dis
    @amrita..what do u mean(i thought of it in the train tday morning!)yes ofcourse..my thoughts nd feelings shudh nd pure 100%
    @shweta..thnx a lot...i knw u have a thing for bio! :)

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  5. Awesome Poem Geet........Nice Work!

    And what do u do if your diastolic pressure is more than your systolic? :P....just showing off :D

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  6. let it be vaidya..i knw dose r d only two words u knw :P...thnx a lot :)

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  7. hmm..pretty cool ga...keep it up...masta lihila aahe....

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  8. heyy awesumm.. very well written and factually funny!!!

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  9. Wow,didn't know you were such a good poet.Keep it up

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  10. Gaurav says..
    wah geetan..traas denya shivay he sagla hi karta yeta tula..apratim..uttam..avismarniya....evdha marathi samajta ka???

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  11. @gaurav Shahane..whose acting like wede...ho mala marathi samajta tevdha..tujha marathi jasta flaunt karu nakos...:P..tujhya ya vishesh tipni saathi dhanyavad.(i hope tht was right!)

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  12. @rishikesh nd rashmi..thnx a lot..:)!

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  13. I was not knowing u r such a gud poet!!!!!
    beside studies u do many other things as wel........really scholar!!!!!!!!

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  14. thnx suraj..(u have a lot of misconceptions..im nt all dat gud in acads!)

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  15. hey..that was superbly worded!
    even an engineering student can relate to the 'biological agony!'

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  16. @priya im glad...:) thnx a lot!

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